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isn't an A-hole in one way or another, plus as eccentric and cold as
the video game Lara is, after seeing The Bone Collector I know
Jolie can juggle the task.
No folks this movie rests on the writers. Many
of you same people knocked Micheal Keaton for playing Batman
and are still taking your size ten's from out of your grill because
it now rests in your movie collection. Stop hating and speculating,
get your movie passes ready and go see my girl Lara wield those vicious
twin 9mm's on June 15th.
This movie had better not suck, I do not want a two hour
trailer like the X-men movie, and I do not want a two hour J-off like that
weak Spawn movie. I want to be pleased, like when I
walked out of Mortal Kombat smiling, because the fight scenes were so good
it made me forget that Raiden was played by Christopher Lambert.
Yes we all know how disgusting the transition from video game to movie
gets: Street Fighter The Movie, Super Mario Bros., Double
Dragon, must I continue? No, okay. The transition has never been
pretty and it's not the fault of the movie-goer, standards are not so high
as to warrant a
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game-movie being above average. The problem seems to be in the lack of good writers for
these scripts and the magnet-like attraction to bad actors.
"The fight scenes were so good it made me forget that Raiden was played by Christopher Lambert"
Let's hope for the best because if this movie is good
then maybe the upcoming Resident Evil movie will take off.
Go see the movie folks, and one last note. I, being a Star Wars
freak, went to see Episode I on opening night(The first of several trips)
and witnessed a bunch of light-saber toting fat nerds populating my air space.
So being that these A-Holes found it necessary to bust out the
Darth Raider gear, ladies, please let me see you out there on opening
night in some skin tight speedo blouses with the daisy duke khaki cutoffs
representing my girl Lara.
Finally, I must warn everyone, because it is Tomb Raider,
just like the games, no matter how horrible this movie is I will like it.
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omb Raider The Movie's coming out on June 15th, and being the biggest
Lara Croft fan boy alive, I will definitely be there on opening night.
Alot of discussions and predictions have been made and the main
question is: Can sexy and incestful Angelina Jolie convince fans such
as myself that she's Lara Croft. My opinion? If you could
see my desktop, you would know my answer. I believe she'll kick
ass, hate her celebrity image all you will but hey, which celeb
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